dyselxia:

when you flawlessly execute an insult

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thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

bitterassfandom:

I WOULD HOPE SO

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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cooba22:

This one wins

police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook

ikaries:

when u hear ur name in a conversation

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