starlord-man:

wintersoldier-iscoming:

when someone mentions marvel

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this happened to me at driver’s ed, I earned the nick name Marvel.

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

thelimeblood:

when an artist posts new artwork and you see it at the top of your dash and it has no notes yet it’s like they just pulled cookies out of the oven and they’re fresh and warm and gooey and fantastic and you get the first one

irwinsfletcher:

"good girls are bad girls that haven’t been caught"
[kicks ice cube under the fridge]

toastoat:

cosmoprosextips:

toastoat:

what is this

Our next president

obam

basedgosh:

can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition

shrek one: BEST
shrek two: the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.
shrek three: bad
shrek four: bad

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Polarity-Swapping Lego Bricks

(source)

ladyluana:

mnrla:

will do

Oooooh!

ladyluana:

mnrla:

will do

Oooooh!